Foxes and henhouses

April 15th, 2007

My ability to employ irony is getting severely strained:

Abbas and his associates presented a deployment plan for Palestinian presidential guards along the Philadelphi Route, as part of the effort to prevent weapons’ smuggling to Gaza via Egypt.

The plan was derived as part of an effort to increase the strength of the presidential guards, using US support, in coordination with Israel, Jordan and Egypt. — YNet

Keep in mind that the EU and Egyptians had little success at this. I suppose the idea is that the Egyptians and EU had no interest in preventing smuggling which strengthened Israel’s enemies, while Abbas has a real interest in weakening his enemies in Hamas.

There is something profoundly disquieting in the idea of Israel being forced to put all its eggs in the Fatah basket, when this organization is no less hostile to the Jewish state than Hamas.

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Paul Wolfowitz wins coveted award

April 14th, 2007

Wolfowitz and Shaha RizaThe FresnoZionism award for the ‘guy we most wish wasn’t Jewish’ was hotly contested this year. With nominees like Israeli President Moshe Katsav and Justice Minister Haim Ramon, we were sure the prize (a jar of oxidized horseradish from last Pesach) would find a home in the Jewish state. But Israel has enough trouble without that horseradish, and we’re happy to announce that it is on its way to (we hope soon to be former) World Bank President Paul Wolfowitz.

Showing a combination of arrogance, greed, stupidity, and plain tackiness that even outdoes last year’s winner Jack Abramoff, Wolfowitz negotiated a contract that would make a sports star blush when he joined the World Bank in 2005. Now he’s been caught arranging a new job for his girlfriend with a salary of nearly $200,000/yr.

The irony of Wolfowitz telling borrower countries that they have to clean up corruption while he feathers his own nest is striking. The girlfriend is said to be a former ‘gender consultant’, and while I would be the last to make jokes about exactly what that entails, I wonder if it’s worth $200,000.

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Just when you thought the UN could not get worse

April 14th, 2007

Everyone knows about the absurdity of the UN Human Rights Council, which since its formation has passed 8 resolutions condemning Israel and none against any other nation. But it’s not the only UN body that behaves, er, strangely. Take the UN Commission on Disarmament (please):

On April 9, 2007 there was a United Nations believe-it-or-not moment extraordinaire. At the same time that Iran’s President Ahmadinejad declared his country was now capable of industrial-scale uranium enrichment, the U.N. reelected Iran as a vice chairman of the U.N. Disarmament Commission…

So in Iran at the Natanz nuclear facility Ahmadinejad gloated: “With great pride, I announce as of today our dear country is among the countries of the world that produces nuclear fuel on an industrial scale.” And in New York, courtesy of his U.N. platform, Iranian Disarmament Vice-Chairman Seyed Mohammad Ali Robatjazi railed against “noncompliance with the NPT [nuclear nonproliferation treaty] by the United States” and “the Zionist lobby”…

Following the election on Monday of Iran as vice chairman, the U.N. Disarmament Commission elected Syria as its rapporteur. — Anne Bayefsky in NRO

Yes, of course, the real problem is the Zionist lobby.

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A pointless feeler

April 14th, 2007

Why announce this?

Israel is seriously considering participating in an Arab League working group to be set up as part of efforts to implement the decision taken at the League summit last month endorsing full normalization in return for a withdrawal to the Green Line, senior diplomatic sources said.

It would mark the first time Israel and an Arab League body have held diplomatic contacts, but the discussions would be limited to Arab League states that have ties with Israel: Egypt, Jordan and Qatar.

However, the sources cautioned that Israel had still not received any formal invitation to take part in working group discussions, and the Arab League had not yet set up the group. — Jerusalem Post

“Senior diplomatic sources” apparently didn’t explain how Israel could help ‘implement’ a plan that it is specifically not permitted to have input to: representatives of Saudi Arabia, Jordan, and Egypt have all explained that the plan must first be accepted in toto before there can be any talks. And as it stands it is a plan that Israel cannot possibly accept, since it includes a right of return for refugees, and a full return to the Green Line.

I understand that Israel needs to show that she is willing to talk, wants peace, etc. But the Arab league initiative is not an invitation to talk, it’s a take-it-or-leave-it package that Israel can’t afford to take.

Olmert has already suggested a summit between Israel and the Arabs on the principle that the Arab League initiative is a starting point for negotiations, not an end point. But the Arabs immediately rejected this.

Now Israel is inviting itself to a forum that doesn’t exist. The obvious next move is for the Arabs to announce that as soon as Israel accepts their initiative, they are ready to talk about practical details of the withdrawal and refugee return. Let’s see how long this takes.

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The US State Department has a plan

April 13th, 2007

Condoleeza Rice will be visiting the Mideast on a monthly basis, the US State Department says:

Israelis and Palestinians could start to explore fundamental peace issues this summer, US officials said, in a sign they believe some progress is possible despite myriad obstacles.

In interviews this week, senior US officials acknowledged the challenge of getting two politically weak leaders – Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert and Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas – to engage seriously on peace.

The problem is not in getting them to talk. The problem is in anything either of them says mattering.

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